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collegehumor:

South Park’s Cartman IRL
“Screw you guys, I’m going to look like a cartoon character.”

collegehumor:

South Park’s Cartman IRL

“Screw you guys, I’m going to look like a cartoon character.”

(Source: College Humor)

dumb.

clientsfromhell:

Client: Can we have a logo that says we’re an official London 2012 Olympic Games sponsor on our website?

Me: Are you an official sponsor of the London Olympics?

Client: No.

Me: Then no.

everyone looks better in black and white

umad, bro?

i love seeing skinny girls get upset at posts like “curvy girls do it better”
or offended when people say curvy girls are “real women”

if you need some attention, buy a water bra.

♥ jessi ;)

tumblrbot asked: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

my kitten

my sister

drawing/art

christmas lights, winter, shiny things and laughter ♥

who is this? cuz i’m tryna hit it.

who is this? cuz i’m tryna hit it.

my fishie

love. this.

love. this.

Message I got From Lawrence on OkCupid

"Okay BITCH listen up, I don’t give a fuck what you believe in, and wow are you blowing this thing way out of proportion ; and you are the one who is narrow minded by saying that the after life is bull shit,do your research BITCH! And just to let you know their is no evidence proving that their is no after life you fucking idiot; and who the fuck are you to say what reality is, and how do you define true reality? Something only physical? I respect people who are atheist by all means, however, I don’t appreciate your ignorant bull shit attitude; or your bitch mouth mockery over something that I and other smart people who actually research and give things a chance feel strongly in, what I said to you were all facts, check the documentaries and true stories on people all over the world! and if you cant except that then fine, thats your bull shit problem. And apparently bitch why don’t you try thinking a little more, and yes thats right, sure you lack the capability. And again you can believe what you want to, I don’t give a shit, I’m just telling you what I found out and learned throughout the years in this topic, and sorry if it blows your ignorant mind just because you cant imagine it being real, doesn’t mean it isn’t fuck head. And frankly BITCH your ignorant , your reality is NOT the reality for everyone else, who are you to say what or how people view reality as, you have no right to speak for others; and most people by the way bitch do believe in an after life or that life goes on after death. Not that you give a shit, because no matter what you are just going to say no way, no way, no way, but to tell you anyways, their was a russian neo-pathologist and at the time an avouched atheist who was dead for 3 days from being in a car accident, then suddenly he came to life and told everyone about his outer body experience; now he strongly believes in an after life, this guy was a neo-pathologist! If he thought it was bull shit, I think he would say so, after all he was an atheist before. You have no right saying that paranormal studies are bull shit, because frankly your bull shit, they are some people in the paranormal field who are frauds I’m not saying that all of them aren’t , but for you to say that all of it is a hoax, well thats just insulting to those people who don’t lie about this stuff, so fuck you for insulting those people who are true in the paranormal field; and no bitch not all of them are biased facts shit wit! All I did was just give out my honest opinion and you blew it way out of line because of your close minded bull shit, so I’m just giving it right back at you and by the way bitch I was never mad before so obviously your the one who’s got problems. 
And just to let you know fuck head, those aren’t my dolls bitch and I wasn’t even aware of them being behind me when my picture was taken, so fuck off my back ! And your bull shit!!! I find very creepy 
Goodbye ! And don’t write me again you ignorant shit!”

copy/pasted for your entertainment.

♥ jessi

collegehumor:

South Park’s Cartman IRL
“Screw you guys, I’m going to look like a cartoon character.”

collegehumor:

South Park’s Cartman IRL

“Screw you guys, I’m going to look like a cartoon character.”

(Source: College Humor)

dumb.

clientsfromhell:

Client: Can we have a logo that says we’re an official London 2012 Olympic Games sponsor on our website?

Me: Are you an official sponsor of the London Olympics?

Client: No.

Me: Then no.

everyone looks better in black and white

umad, bro?

i love seeing skinny girls get upset at posts like “curvy girls do it better”
or offended when people say curvy girls are “real women”

if you need some attention, buy a water bra.

♥ jessi ;)

tumblrbot asked: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

my kitten

my sister

drawing/art

christmas lights, winter, shiny things and laughter ♥

who is this? cuz i’m tryna hit it.

who is this? cuz i’m tryna hit it.

my fishie

love. this.

love. this.

titty sprinkles.

titty sprinkles.

Message I got From Lawrence on OkCupid

"Okay BITCH listen up, I don’t give a fuck what you believe in, and wow are you blowing this thing way out of proportion ; and you are the one who is narrow minded by saying that the after life is bull shit,do your research BITCH! And just to let you know their is no evidence proving that their is no after life you fucking idiot; and who the fuck are you to say what reality is, and how do you define true reality? Something only physical? I respect people who are atheist by all means, however, I don’t appreciate your ignorant bull shit attitude; or your bitch mouth mockery over something that I and other smart people who actually research and give things a chance feel strongly in, what I said to you were all facts, check the documentaries and true stories on people all over the world! and if you cant except that then fine, thats your bull shit problem. And apparently bitch why don’t you try thinking a little more, and yes thats right, sure you lack the capability. And again you can believe what you want to, I don’t give a shit, I’m just telling you what I found out and learned throughout the years in this topic, and sorry if it blows your ignorant mind just because you cant imagine it being real, doesn’t mean it isn’t fuck head. And frankly BITCH your ignorant , your reality is NOT the reality for everyone else, who are you to say what or how people view reality as, you have no right to speak for others; and most people by the way bitch do believe in an after life or that life goes on after death. Not that you give a shit, because no matter what you are just going to say no way, no way, no way, but to tell you anyways, their was a russian neo-pathologist and at the time an avouched atheist who was dead for 3 days from being in a car accident, then suddenly he came to life and told everyone about his outer body experience; now he strongly believes in an after life, this guy was a neo-pathologist! If he thought it was bull shit, I think he would say so, after all he was an atheist before. You have no right saying that paranormal studies are bull shit, because frankly your bull shit, they are some people in the paranormal field who are frauds I’m not saying that all of them aren’t , but for you to say that all of it is a hoax, well thats just insulting to those people who don’t lie about this stuff, so fuck you for insulting those people who are true in the paranormal field; and no bitch not all of them are biased facts shit wit! All I did was just give out my honest opinion and you blew it way out of line because of your close minded bull shit, so I’m just giving it right back at you and by the way bitch I was never mad before so obviously your the one who’s got problems. 
And just to let you know fuck head, those aren’t my dolls bitch and I wasn’t even aware of them being behind me when my picture was taken, so fuck off my back ! And your bull shit!!! I find very creepy 
Goodbye ! And don’t write me again you ignorant shit!”

copy/pasted for your entertainment.

♥ jessi

dumb.
umad, bro?
Message I got From Lawrence on OkCupid

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